Artist:Veggie Tales

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Song:Song Of The Cebu

Larry: [talking] Cebuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
This is a song about a boy. A song about a little
boy and his cebu. A song about a little boy and
his three cebu. A song about a little boy who had
a sick cebu, a sad cebu, and a mute cebu. And also
a hippo.

Boy is riding with cebu. Into town in his canoe.
Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing:
achoo-moo-moo
achooo-moo moo
achooo-moo moo
achooo-moo moo
achooo-moo moo
achooo-moo moo
moo moo
Hippo chewing on bamboo. Cant see boy and three cebu.
Sad cebu is rowing, and crying:
boo-hoo moo-moo
achoo-hoo moo-moo
achoo-hoo moo-moo
boo-hoo moo-moo
boo-hoo moo-moo
boo-hoo moo-moo
moo moo.

Stop! Stop it! You call this a multi-media event?
This is nothing more then some sheets and a-a slide projector!
And what is a cebu anyways?
its sorta like a cow...[shows picture]...See?
oh. alright then. Carry on.
CEBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! Sing with me!
Cebuuuuu

Hippo seen by mute cebu. Tries to warn the oother two.
Mute cebu is rowing and grunting:
Mhm-mm
mhm-mm
mhmm-mm
mhm-mm
mhm-mm
mhmm-mm
mhmm-mm
mmm

Umm...umm..
Wait! You cant stop there!!
What happens to the boy and his cebu?
Is mute cebu successful in communicating the
inimate danger to the other passengers?
Why is sad cebu sad? Is the boat wood, or aluminum?
This is very disappointing...
No more song about cebu. Needs another verse or two.
Audiance is standing, and leaving.
Bye-bye moo-mo
Achoo moo-moo
Boo-hoo moo-moo
Achoo moo-moo
Boo-hoo moo-moo
Achoo-moo moo
moo moo
I WANT my money back.
yeah...that'd ...that'd be good.