Artist:Veggie Tales

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Song:Stuff Mart Suite

Allow us to introduce our selves,
We're neighbors
We moved in down the street!

Some say we're the most delightful bunch
Of fellows

You'll ever want to meet!

And if you have a moment to spare,
Kind lady with beauty so ... rare.
We'd like to take a minute or two
On a topic of interest to you.

We represent the Stuff Mart

An enormous land of goodies

Would you mind if we stepped in, please?

And as associates of the Stuff Mart

It looks like you could use some stuff!

I pray that you won't take this wrong, my dear
But initial observation is as follows:
The criminal responsible for this decor
Really should be hanging from the gallows!

We represent the Stuff Mart

A magic land of retail

Would you care to see what's on sale?

Salesmen: Then as a customer of the Stuff Mart
Get ready for some real nice stuff!

Check it out! Check it out!

If you want a big hat

We got that!

If you need a tube of glue

We got that too!

A 20 gallon wok?

They're in stock!

And if you need refrigerators
To keep extra mashed potatoes
Or a giant air compressor
To blow fruit flies off your dresser
Or a dehydrated strudel
Or a nose ring for your poodle
Or a five pound can of tuna
And some flippers to go scuba

Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!
Here we go, scuba! Come on!

If you need a rubber hose

We got those!

A rhododendron tree

We got three!

A wrap-around deck

Gotta check!

But if you need a window scraper
And a gross of toilet paper
Or a rachet set and pliers
And surround sound amplifiers
And a solar turkey chopper
Or a padded gopher bopper
Flannel shirts for looking grungy
And some rope for goin' bunji

Bunji! Bunji! Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee!
Here we go, bunji! Come on!

What we've mentioned are only just some

Of the wonderful things yet to come

These pictures you keep are so ... nice

But you really should take our advice

Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart!

Salesmen: All you need is lots ... more ... stuff!

You really, really ought to!

Madame: How could I afford not to?

Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart!

All you need is lots ... more ... stuff!